Jordan.

Spongebob is a loyal hard working employee of the krusty crab, caillou is a whiny little brat child.

Bout to go to bed and sleep for 12 hours. Chicago tomorrow.

Everything is chrome in the future.

Just got my transcript and withdrawal letter from chippewa. I went to school the exact same amount of days all three years I guess. cool.

If target doesn’t have tomatoes where am I supposed to go?

Alright I have expressed my dislike for tyler and caitlyn on teen mom before, but seeing them hanging out with the baby is ADORABLE

I’m a size nine again! (:

I just love how often obams uses the word ‘folks’

“I knew she was fuckin foreign I saw it in her eyes.”

Time to hoop