February 2010
Welp this guy’s not going to school tomorrow. Instead she is going to see dr mike.
But really i’m hating everying about my life right now.
LET US SING FOR HAITIAN RELIEF. LET US BLESS THEM...
BLANKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WHY CAN YOU READ THOUGH SWEET PRINCE?
Rihanna's not impressed. Gotta keep her stone...
(via diagnonsense)
She’s so hard. Yeah-ah-ah
even though i feel no need to have a mj tribute, i...
having no 3-d glasses is just AWESOME right now.
lol jk it’s huring my eyes. ursher got the voice ta make ya booty go
cool i love that i've been sick as fuck all...
AND HEY TAYLOR SWIFT, THIS IS THE GRAMMYS
CHANGE THAT UGLY SHIRT OF YOURS.
I'M SO SICK OF YOUR PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT.
JUST STOP
I'm going to be honest with you creeps.
davebignasty:
I’d rather do math homework than sit and watch you crap your undies over the Grammys.
No one really cares.
I HAVE COMPLAINTS. LET ME PUT THEM IN A BULLETED...
JUSTIN BEIBER
KE$HA COULD YOU AT LEAST HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE DRUNK
JUSTIN BEIBER TRYING TO BE CUTE. NO. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
PERFORMANCE FOR HAITIAN RELIEF? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? DO YOU THINK THE HAITIANS WHO NEED RELIEF ARE SITTING AROUND WATCHING THE GRAMMYS? PROBABLY NOT, DIPSHITS. DO YOU THINK HAVING A PERFORMANCE IN HONOR OF THEM IS GOING TO HELP THEM IN ANY WAY? NO. IT IS...
SINCE WHEN IS JAMIE FOXX RELEVANT TO ANYTHING?
FUCK YEAH THIS SONG IS AWESOME PEOPLE NEED TO...
Tall, dark, and Chicano...
tierneyderidder:
davebignasty:
WE GET IT ALREADY, GEORGE LOPEZ, YOU’RE MEXICAN.
we were just discussing how absurd george lopez is. he stuffs his ethnicity in your face like beef into an enchilada.
This is because without jokes about his ethnicity, he has no jokes. Without being mexican, he has absolutely no chance of being funny. It’s his only plan.
I love how they play polite house music when the...
STEPHEN STEVEN STEVE COLBERT DOESN'T MAKE ME...
FUCK ME FOR KNOWING EVERY WORD TO THIS SONG.
MY RIDE. SHE PLAYS IT EVERY DAY.
ALSO HOW IS KEVIN JONAS NOT GAY? JUST LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK.
WHEN I WENT TO THAT BAT MITZVAH THIS ANGRY JEWISH...
SHE WAS A HUGE BITCH THOUGH, SO I DIDN’T APPRECIATE A MOMENT OF IT.
AND I KNEW ALL OF THE HEBREW WORDS SHE WAS TRANSLATING FOR ME
AH NOE THAT WA'LL HOHVE A BAHHL
FERGIE WHY DO YOU SING LIKE THAT JUST QUIT IT.
ALSO. FERGIE IS WEARING A VISOR. AND SHE JUST SAID...
FERGIE YOU HAVE WANGS? MULTIPLE WANGS?
WHAT
KNOW WHAT IS THE WORST CONTRACTION EVER?
Y’ALL.
"Joan wants to be closer to the clouds than the...
NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!111
WHO WILL BE THE QUEEN OF THE GRAMMYS?
I WILL, OF COURSE!
WHAT HAVE THE TING TINGS DONE AT ALL THIS YEAR TO...
ALSO IT SUCKS BECAUSE I KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS COUNTRY SONG SINCE MY RIDE TO SCHOOL LISTENS TO
NOTHING BUT THAT SONG.
LOL JK CUZ SHE'S HANGING FROM THE CEILING NOW AND...
I FEEL A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION COMING ON.
guess who I don't give a fuck about.
pink. when she isn’t hanging from the ceiling or singing a song i like.
YOU BORE ME!!!!
HEY LAGFAG DID YOU DO THAT AP PSYCH WORKSHEET?
samanthakayyy:
jordanlag:
samanthakayyy:
LAGFAG,
THE AP PSYCH WORKSHEET…
DID YOU DO IT?
DIDN’T SEE THIS. AND NO BECAUSE I DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET ONE. SO I’M NOT QUITE SURE HOW I’LL BE GOING ABOUT GETTING THAT DONE. SINCE I PRETTY MUCH DIDN’T FIND OUT IT EXISTED UNTIL LIKE IDK THURSDAY AND WAS TOO TIRED TO GO GET ONE IDK MAN.
SO I GUESS I’LL BE COMPLETING ONE ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME...
But really guys. If Beyonce were a boy... I think...
HEY LAGFAG DID YOU DO THAT AP PSYCH WORKSHEET?
samanthakayyy:
LAGFAG,
THE AP PSYCH WORKSHEET…
DID YOU DO IT?
DIDN’T SEE THIS. AND NO BECAUSE I DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET ONE. SO I’M NOT QUITE SURE HOW I’LL BE GOING ABOUT GETTING THAT DONE. SINCE I PRETTY MUCH DIDN’T FIND OUT IT EXISTED UNTIL LIKE IDK THURSDAY AND WAS TOO TIRED TO GO GET ONE IDK MAN.
HOLY SHIT BEYONCE
Taylor Swift shouldn't even count as country...
If Bon Jovi doesn't play Livin' on a Prayer I'll...
OMG I LOVE KRISTEN BELL I JUST LOVE HER.
I think that it's incredibly rude of Michael...
(via deadashistory)
Who are all of these people singing with Green...
chloabelle:
(via jordanlag)
there’s a musical based of off american idiot and whatever green day’s new album is. they’re all in it.
|: why is there a musical based off of american idiot? Why. Tell me.
Know what I love? Kettle corn.
Who are all of these people singing with Green...
Bitch i still have questions you’re kicking me out? Thanks.
THIS ONLINE TUTOR USES SNILEY FACES LIKE THEY’RE PERIODS.
Just one more game of tetris. Then it’s homework time.
TELL ME THAT’S ELTON